Let’s see STD Man come up with something this cool.
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Random Picture of the Day – China has Diablo 5
– September 13, 2011Posted in: Gaming
Where did III and IV go?
I can’t help but laugh very hard at this picture…this reminds me of a similar thing which is the iPid…
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AND IT ALREADY HAS ITS VERY OWN EX-PACK!!! o_o
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God bless China
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Astig nman yan hahahah! biro nyo talo pa niya ang blizzard?
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Fokwut!?
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One thing in common with China and Chienna – crappiness.
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that thing will explode.
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holy snap. XD china aint the makers of diablo, so, lol
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Diablo V: The Queen and her army of knights.
Story: the game takes place in an alternate universe in the 7th century sudan, known in the three kingdoms as Alodia, Nobatia and Makuria. Each were named after their respective queens. However one day, the queen of Alodia (named Alodia of course) took an eastern sword that caused madness to those who wielded it. It was the dark sword of Kagetsuki, a supposed present from the old monks from the East. War and famine came to the kingdom and it caused an all-out war towards the other two kingdoms. The oracles from Makuria decided to destroy the sword once and for all. You are one of the chosen in this valiant mission.
New classes such as:
- Abundogunner the Eternal – A disgraced wizard who holds advanced technological weapons known as guns, he has to stop the queen before she rules the world as a pessimistic dictator. He doesn’t side with anyone as he has his own set of motives to stop the queen.
- Rhastamatic DJ (Basically a godmodded rhasta from DotA) who was sent to the dimension after attempting to destroy Nikes with Bathroom, but failed as Nikes had a dimension potion that scattered them. Rhasta sides with the oracles in exchange for a way to get back to their home land.
- Bathroom (Yet again, a godmodded barathrum with no clipping and infinite health.) He was also sent to the dimension of the Middle Ages because he was ganging up with Rhastamatic on a helpless Nikes during a skirmish, when Nikes used the potion to send the three to another dimension. He doesn’t side with either the queen or the oracles; he just wants to beat the tar out of nikes and go home to eat dinner with his wife (Toilette) and kids (Tissue, Potty and Shytte).
- Brigand Justice Knight Killer: Willie the Willing (A knight who foresaw the combat art known as Capoeira, he dubbed it as the “Thundering Dragon” Art) He was a friend of the oracle who volunteered to destroy the forsaken sword. He is also said to be a charming womanizer, he has some ulterior thoughts for the fallen queen. He has a love child from an italian merchant by the name of Michello Apollo Tanne.
- The mistress from the dimension formerly known as Binondo a.k.a. The Binondo Girl (as motion captured by the philippine’s youngest professional cosplayer and voiced by Kim Chiu) An actress who portrays a genderbending son of a chinese tycoon gets sent to the middle ages after she slips from a set of bananas. She sides with the oracles for the fun of it and the supposed massive paycheck for defeating the queen.
- Nikes (Bloody huge flesh-eating zombie with windwalking powers from DotA)- Nikes was getting pounded by Rhastamatic and Bathroom after being mortally wounded by Roshan in an unrelated duel, but he noticed a way to get out of being killed by using a simple teleportation potion which wasn’t sold in many stores. Problem was that the vendor didn’t tell him that the potion transferred them to another dimension. He ends up in a socially distraught land known as Alodia and he sides with the queen since he senses the negative aura of the sword she wields.
And new features such as:
- Trolling
- Hyper trolling
- New martial arts moves
- Voice-overs by Willie Revilliame, Ashton Kutcher and Brad Pitt
- Jessi Slaughter DLC skin for Binondo Girl
- Task Force Campaign Mode (5-player coop)
- Fight the DLC boss known as the Queen.
- DotA Tower Defence mode and…
- Play as the Queen herself in “Knight Summon” mode.
- Online “Dungeon Raid” mode. Feel the Leeroi Jenkins experience.
Fight countless knights and achieve peace in the middle ages! Yun ka!
tl;dr: I need some more pussy…quick! I think I wanna buy the expansion pack, it sounds interesting.
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WTF!? di pa nga nire-release diablo 3 at 4, me 5 na? *facepalm
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Jesus Christ almighty
lufet ehehhe
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Did Ashenvale create this? can I request a thread? :3
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