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I heard you like shoots so we put shoots on your phtoshoots. :/
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I’ll shoot them with my new canon eos de sabog. boom!
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You pay 2k to enter a contest in shooting 3 cheap cosplayers, all for a chance to win 3k and a certificate from a cheap group? The fuck.
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These are the words of wisdom , let it be, let it be ~ let it be oh let it be ~
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Same sentiments.
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THIS, exactly this.
My brain is full of goo right now. What were they thinking?
Will be puzzled forever if anyone actually joins this.
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I think the cosplayers to be shot(photographed) are big famewhores that they held this event so that they could be noticed. After all, what better way to attract dick-extensions than to hold a competition? it’s a win-win on their side. Coswhores feed their attention hunger and pervtographers get awarded for what they do best. Isn’t this lovely?
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nagpapatawa ba to? lol sino yang mga yan? i would rather pay to take photos of insects kesa magbayad ng 2k para kunan yang mga yan hahahaha naki-uso na sa mga pakulo ng iba lolololols pera pera nga naman
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40(photographers) x 2,000(reg fee) = hell yes that is big moolah but your prize moolah is just.. 3k?!! now that is cheap..
*cam whores instead*
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UPDATE!
Ano ba kayo pre. Wag na daw natin sila tripan. The prize is now 5k WITH SOUVENIRS. /sarcasm
What the fuck. Their profit is unbelievable. It’d be okay if they had 5 extremely good cosplayers. Instead, all they offer for models are cheap whores.
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Putang Inang English yan, kaya ayoko sa English e
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Regarding na about pa! Ayos gyud!
Tong mga post na ganito ang dahilan kung bakit ako bumibisita dito! :D
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madaming kgaguhan sa post na to.. na sesense ko!
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what the hell is that grammar!?? 2K fee?? ang mahal naman. Then mapapanalunan is 3K lolololol sayang lang effort
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di ako magaling sa english pero ?? mas ok naman english ko dyan
sa mga model shoot nalang ako punta kung ganyan din mas mura mas magaganda pa mga model
at 40 photogs pa ang gusto nila grabe
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Mas gugustuhin ko pang sumama sa open photoshoot with sexy cute model kaysa sumali dyan. 2k? WTF!!!!
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ang lame namang ng concept behind the shoot. Hindi naman kagandahan yung cosplayers. FAILBEFOREITBEGAN.
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they might get 40 or more flies although im not sure how those itty bitty bugs could pay
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I would definitely like to shoot these girls…
… with acid rounds maybe?
I would also include in the shoot the person wo did their marketing shit.
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*who
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yung elaine lang yung maayos ung itsura, ung dalawa mukhang bakulaw at gurilya, kamukha nila raya at gian
yak!
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Jam is pretty cute and her costume is the most polished out of the three. I’d shoot her for free.
The other two look like cheap, noob attention whores. Elaine is trying too hard to be kawaii when she should be back in the kitchen making me a sandwich.
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I don’t even see the full costume in the poster. I’m assuming you’re a friend. Please tell your friends this is not the brightest idea.
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may sira ba mata mo? ung jam cute? mukhang eskoba nga e
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I do not want to live in this planet anymore. KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE.
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The fuck?! 2k?! models are not even that famous for that fee… damn~!
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this particular “photoshoot” bullcrap has been deleted.
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Shooting? Barilan ba yan? Go..! Sasapulin ko sila isa isa. Bang in the hole. ;>
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I got my ak47 ready.
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So, in the history of GamerTotoy, the verdict now boils down to:
Selina Romero’s photoshoot at Fernbrooks + Resident Evil photoshoot >>>miles lower>>> this
You can afford a more than decent photoshoot with around or less than P1k nowadays kung marunong kang madiskarte, kahit simpleng fasion, glamour, or implied nude.
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Romero’s fernbrook shoot was well organized with good models. Bad part yung sobrang laking tinubo ni Mayuko na karamihan pinangshopping niya lang. Kids.
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well atleast the place was fernbrooks and the cosplayers where so awesome , no offense on the cosplayer modeling for this shit idea
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Magbabayad lang ako ng 2k fee kung nandun si Alodia sa shoot! …… What am I saying?! No I WONT! XD . Still theyve got the audacity to pull off something like this , just goes to show what humanity is capable of .
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tae. ganyan naba labanan ngayon? paramihan ng like. letche de puta
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Pay 2000php to try and win 3000php
seems legit :P
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buwahahah! ang bangis ng english! aano kaya tinira nitong gagong toh! ahahha! pero mabuhay ka parin! PInasaya mo ang araw ko!
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WASAQUE NA ENGLISH YAN. :((
GRAMMAR FAIL.
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yung ellaine, nagpakita lang ng tyan at nag-pekpek shorts, ayan na agad wahahhaha! show some more skin malay mo sumikat ka pa lalo sa mga manyak sa cosplay hahahaha!
mga ganyang babae nga naman, hindi kasi maganda kaya ibibilad na lang ang katawan para mapansin lang lol
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*the public will be like..
*the lunch will be a buffet
*photos will be showcase
are the the primary reasons why this event is a big bag of shit.
*2000 reg
*3000 winning price
*trashy, nonsense certificate
*cheap ugly models
are one of the reasons why my homeland philippines is known to be a corrupt country.
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* a dumb, feeling photographer will be jumping up and down while reading this..
*a sensible person will just smile and say.. “muka nyo” ahaha
seriously only the most stupidiest, and i mean it with hyperbole will ever fall on this piece of crap..
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worse than the girls of resident evil photo shit
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Pay 2,000? To try and win 3,000? WTF.
It’s like they’re asking the photographers to pay 2k to try and make trash look good. That’s gonna be way too hard man. 3k is totally not enough.
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Baka yun nga yung point nung event. Hone your photography skills by capturing the best shot for these average looking girls.
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Bigger price money dapat. Laki ng registration fee eh.
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Ampota 2k fee then 3k cash prize? kahit yata sinong photographer d kakagat dian e, Nagsayang ka na ng pera magsasayang ka pa oras at talent sa pagshoot.
Sa grammar palang kitang kita na kabobohan ng nag isip nyan.Isang malaking kalokohan.
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Itext niyo yung number then sabihin niyo kung gaano kaengers yung event. As Miriam Defensor-Santiago said yesterday during the impeachment, “WAAAH!”
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Ay, si palamunin lang pala tong nagpost nito. No koment na lang sayo par.
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Mahirap yan, Scam pa mangyayari. San ba venue nyan, Fernbrook? Photo liking pa, magkalat ka lang ng share photo mo at mamilit ka lang ng mga tao mananalo ka na.
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some ugly ass bitches of a models! :)))
ahahah
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I am a Call Center agent and I find this English offensive.
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Ditto.
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FAIL GRAMMAR IS FAIL :))))
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Who the hell made that?
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What a rip-off. I just hope they pull this off because they have quite a good record for BLUFFING events. :)
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40 participants. tapos, 3 cosplayers!? wtf!? you gotta be kidding me. sinong ungas na photog ang pipitik sa ganyan, e di iisa lang din ang kuha nyo. pfffft… :P
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Cheap ad. Whoever made it hasn’t proof read and what’s with certificate of recognition? From whom? Them? Who th f*ck knows them?
Loser.
I hope there would be an update on the actual attendance. Let’s see who are dumb enough to bite this crap.
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tanginang yan sana di nlng sila nag lagay ng pics baka na turn on p ko.. tsaka meron pang “Dont worry” na word??? wtf! patay gutom ba mga target market nyo? prang ang jejemon nmn…
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di sulit 2k jan
kung ganito SANA ANG MODEL!!!
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/p480x480/431505_376680365677240_100000058396600_1447244_520436757_n.jpg
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What the hell is this? Gangbang?
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Kill before it lays eggs!!!!!!!
that ellaine girl is a bogus buyer ni hindi nga yan makabayad ng cancellation fee na 500 baka desperado na sa pera kaya ganyan? plus she is not deserving to be even given a chance to be at a photoshoot. kaya lang naman dumami friends nan sa facebook dahil sa photoshop at sa mga suot niyang kulang nalang ipakita niya buong pagkatao niya
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If I heard right, you also said that this Ellaine girl is one of those “sawsawan ng bayan” people in the community.
Kaya siguro they had a buttload of photogs so Ellaine can do(EWWW) them..
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SIGE NA!! SILA NA ANG ME PHOTOSHOOT SA KANILA NA ANG KORONA *LAGAY NG KORONA SA ULO* AHAHAH!!
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the way you speak, you are indeed a maniac… trololololol well, then feast on those insects for us and give us all a good laugh! hahahahha!
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bakit ikaw kaya mo ba magtrabaho ng callcenter? baka interview palang lagpak ka na :)) wag kang magreact kung di ka guilty
inggit ka lang kasi kaya nag gagaganyan ka :)) manahimik ka nalang at magtrabaho sa strip club dun ka naman bagay eh :D
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“sige na.. kayo na magaling mangbola ng
mga babae at tirahin sila ng libre.. :))
di kasi kayo makaporma dahil may bayad..
kawawa naman kayo”
by saying you mean… binubugaw nyo ung cosplayers?? OMG ang ppnget ng binubgaw nyo.. for 2 thousand reg fee vs ur 3k price. A VERY USELESS CHEAP CERTIFICATE. it is indeed a rip off!!!
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sino ba kasi siraulong maglalabas sa publiko ng for revisions na plano hahahah at ang mga nagkokomyento pa ang bobo ahaha katuwa ka
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stupid shit just changed his/her name from F to XOXOXOXDDDDD
scumbags like these never fail to make me laugh trololololol
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You’re probably one of those 3 girls fighting for the event. You call that a high-class photography event? If that’s what’s high class for you, then you’re probably really poor. I don’t remember high class events having fail grammars on their invitations, dumb ass.
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blackmail pa? yan ba yung pinagmamalaki niyong HIGH CLASS?
if they are so high class they should learn to fix their grammar right before they even plan to put an advertisement like that. it is so unappealing and revision excuses be damned by ALLAH DAMN ITâ„¢!!
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Sorry but high-class shoots are either registered legally or fall under the capacities of an established and recognized institution.
So nope, this ain’t one of those.
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kung highclass yan.. wla ng low class..
grave ha ntwa ako sau ahahaha highclass nb yan sau.. saang pusali kb ngmula ha
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what class are talking about?
and with this statement “naku.. kung ayaw nyo ng event or nung tao dun.. wag na lang kayo mag salita.. baka may mangyari pa sa inyo.. di ba? mahirap na..”
Are you threatening us for criticizing an event in which some of us feels that it is not even worth a penny?
If this is how you defend this event and say that it is one of a high class event then no one will go. Why? Because of how you defend it. It somehow shows that you did not go to school and learn some basic manners.
Also even though the models are not that pretty compared to other models it’s the photographers’ job to make her pretty in every shot.
A good photographer can make a trash meaningful with a good shot. :)
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EEEwww…!! hindi ako papatol sa mga chipipay na babae.. and ang alam ko lang na magrarant ng ganyan dito ay kayo kayo rin mga feeling models :)) yung mga deserving na photoshoot na worth 2k is yung mga tunay na magagaling yung mga tipong hindi kelangan makita YUNG KUNG ANONG PARTE PA MAN NG KATAWAN YAN PARA LANG KUMITA AT UMAPIL ANG SHOOT NA YON :)) kayo models? 2k? ALLAH DAMN IT!!!!!!! WALA NGA KAYONG PROFESSIONALISM EH :))
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magpakita lang ng laman model na ahahahhahaha fuck shit!
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yep. obviously, malaki din ang magiging kick-back ng mga SUPPOSED WHOREDELS kasi may god 2k registration tapos grand prize 3k? WTF?
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Can you use the “certificate” to purchase guns and shoot the models along with the organizers?
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who is stupid enough to pay a 2k entrance fee for a 3k prize? :))
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Tanga lang ata sasali dito.
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also the grammar is impeccable.
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oh c’mon!. during our nude painting session, (circa 2004) we only had to pay 50 pesos per head for our model..
plus the grammar gave me a headache. tsk tsk. just what the hell are you doing during english class?!!
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*were you doing*
wtf! see how contagious you are! damn!!!
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… The ratio of 40 : 3 —
for 2000 pesos?
Are you fucking kidding me?
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High-class daw ampucha.
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So…kung sinasabi nila na ang final prize daw eh 5k…let’s do a simple math, based on what are implied:
40 photographers x 2k each = 80k
80k – 5k = 75k.
So…75k to cover the event place, “buffet” table and…what else?
Still, this is TOO MUCH!
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No wonder why Philippines doesn’t progress is because you keep on putting someone else to shame. The shoot is open for 40 photographers and it is already obvious here that not all 40 slots will be taken so you can’t still say that they will still earn a lot of money in this event. And if they are, why does this matter to you?
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because
1. they don’t even pay taxes for this event
2. think they can vouch for anybody’s safety?
3. are the girls of age (not minors)?
4. 3 models only? try shooting a model for an hour and see how boring it can be
5. not even a mention of venue and what kind of buffet, then a slap to the face with the price tag required to just “join”
maybe you can go back to that room in the tower and continue training mr. Goku
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buffet na ano? pancit canton?
saan ang venue? isa lang ang may prize?
bat text lang? walang kahit FB page man lang? anong kalokohan to?
naalala ko tuloy yung shoot ng RESIDENT EVIL GIRLS daw. 1000 per tao, wala man lang atang food don, wala ring premyo! e ano ba un lugar, dilapidated dangerous place na pinamumugaran ng squats at “guard” na naniningil ng 50 per tao. so ano yun? san napunta yung 950?
siguro un organizers neto e kasama sa nag organize nung RE girls shoot na un
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ipang Egames ko n lng un 2k ko mas masaya pa hahha! mas mataas chance lumago
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I would love to shoot Jam for free,even for 2k
If you know what I mean. (^_-) wink*
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Bullshit.
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