Gamer girls will get this
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I wish someone would make a “This is not a cosplayer, *Insert conwhore’s picture* it’s a slut in a costume”.
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you sir are LEGEN—-…. wait for it… —DARY….
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Sir?
I am a madame , sir.
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LOOOLOLOLOL so much LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
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And I couldn’t agree more.
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Saw her play games, but Im not really impressed, just because you see a girl playing a ps3 / xbox doesnt mean she’s a real gamer girl. Yes , she can play really well, but not very impressive.
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Playing With actual “Gamer Girls” on SWTOR, i can safely assume not all of them are nerds, infact not even a drama whore nor anything like that, It’s just the general stigma that whenever a girl joins in a guild it’s full of drama.
Now THIS on the other hand is pure crap, I remember i played with Alodia back in 2008 (WoW) and i vaguely remember she sucks so much yet she puts so much reference on it on her DA journal, I just find it retarded really, There’s alot of Cool “Girl Gamers” but Bitches like alodia ruins it, Not all of them are attention hungry nor attention seeking it’s just this bitch above.
I got 99 female guildies but this bitch ain’t one.
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Dude, what server and side?
Old Republic FTW. *fistbump*
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i play swtor too pero d adikan :))
wait… do you work in…… :>
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Lord ieldis republic side :D top 1 sage on republic side xD
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HAHAHAHAH NICE ONE!
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I have a gamer girl GF and I can DEFINITELY relate to this panel. (I’ve been a full-time gamer too until I had to prioritize moneymaking)
2nd panel = QFFT.
A true gamer girl is about as competent as your regular gamer, makes virtual money in alarming rates, knows builds you didn’t know worked, and sometimes does have tradeoffs. (They’re tradeoffs I can live with though.)
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Does she at least shower before you have sex?
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Sometimes we forego sex if she’s doing quests ingame that would be deactivated during maintenance. Or if she’s really tired from all the grind.
And yes, coming to that, we do shower before that. Sticky and stinky sex is NOT fun.
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Tired from all the grind… if you know what I mean.
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I saw what you did there.
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*bows down* Teach me master!!!! You have a gamer girl! Teach me!!!
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Alodia is a slut, plain and simple. End of story.
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haha saw this in 9gag. you beat me to it :-)
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I’d like to know how “pro” she is, she also proclaim herself a gamer girl, a geek when she just played COD, newest FF and other shits.
Remember that cosplay of Rikku of FFX-2? She never finished that game and probably never liked it but she wanted to show up how “cool” and “gamer” she was…
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If ever she does play Dark Souls, I’d best invade her campaign for once with my “Depraved” character. It would be hilarity to troll her there.
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@Downthumb
I guess you don’t like being invaded by a “Deprived” class either.
Being clubbed by some half-naked turd in some castle does hurt the pride a bit.
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Gamer yung alodia kamo? Paglaruin nyo yan ng Megaman… o ng Touhou.
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Mali. Contra sa NES, walang Konami Code.
Pwede rin yung Silver Surfer sa NES
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Oo nga pala, no? Kahit mag-Konami code ka, ung hindi ka talaga gamer, ubos ang 30 lives mo agad sa Stage 4.
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Ay pabaya na yan.
Stage 4 is the second alien base diba? Kalaban mo pa yung supercomputer na may dalawang hologram face.
Sa Super C nga, the Konami code only gets you ten lives.
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Tama, sa Stage 4 yung mukhang pulis ang mga hologram, at dumudura pa ng bilog na mukhang wang-wang (blue and red, tapos naikot pa)
Ganun? So yung Hapon na Super Contra pala ang nilalaro ko dati. Nakaka-30 lives ako dun eh.
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@dema, actually, the Japanese version ng Contra yung mas astig laruin. I mean may map ng lahat ng stages, and animated pa yung backgrounds (kasi may special chip) – kaya sobrang kadiri yung itsura ng final stage. Final boss mukhang bituka.
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paglaruin nyo sya ng Arcana Heart, then tignan nyo yung mukha nya after iunderestimate yung laro na yun, underneath those cute girly games is a complex and head splitting system na mas crazier kaysa sa Blazblue
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Alodia is pure bullshit.
Sluts pretending to be girl gamer will scream “kyaa omg omg” when someone kills them in game.
Real girl gamer will go with “putang ina naman oh!” otherwise.
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^THIS :))
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Haha, true.
I always go “DAFUQ.”
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Sometimes when I play rpgs, i’d rather explore than take a bath or sleep. Ewan ko ba kapag naglalaro ako ang gusto ko lang matapos yung buong game kahit di pa ako nakakapagsuklay pagkagising laro agad @-@
I’m a girl too
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Pano kung sinigaw: “Putang inang hayop na shit! Gago ang boss nato!”
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How about Vampy, is she a gamer girl or not?
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I can just imagine what she’ll do with that controller, if you know what I mean.
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My main problem with Alodia being proclaimed a gamer girl is that she never talks games. The only times she talks games is if it’s cosplayrelated, sponsorrelated or if the game is really popular with her fans.
You can tell a real “gamer” regardless of sex from someone who is just cruizing what’s popular right now. Has she ever talked about a game that does not fit into the aforementioned categories? Has she talked about indie-games, developers, builds, tactics?
I can’t recall her ever mentioning these kind of topics. I’m not saying that she isn’t a game enthusiast, she can love certain games all she wants, but it doesn’t make her a gamer. To be a gamer takes a certain level of know-how, passion and dedication. Something Alodia lacks when it comes to games.
Sincerely
//A girl who loves games but is not a gamer girl.
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I’m learning so much from you right now 0_0
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There is no such thing as a gamer girl. Just a gamer.
Alodia to me is not a gamer, nor a geek. She is just putting up a geek facade for the fans. Eh, you won’t actually believe she’s a good cosplayer if she doesn’t “act the part.”
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“There is no such thing as a gamer girl. Just a gamer.” – I totally agree with that..
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>Alodia
>Act as a good cosplayer
She can’t even act her way out of a damn comedy talk show
Sorry, I had to let that one out
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I know.
I don’t even know what she’s good for.
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http://9gag.com/gag/3173594 spread the lurv
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How does she play (or text or wash her pekpek) with those disgusting long nails?? D:
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Must be them piscean powers she’s got since she’s like pisces and all.
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wait… what?! I’m pisces too… Mother of God…
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alodia is definitely not a gamer girl. she is simply a girl who plays videogames. i say you have to be on the cream of the crop to be able to call yourself a “gamer girl”.
i play flyff and i know this girl who can seriously kick someone’s ass off in the weekly guild siege. i think she’s the only girl who manages to make it to the top 10. i dont know her personally but they say she’s pretty too. she’s my friend on fb and never posts shit like this. she’s quite competitive and never “borrows” anything or accept “helping offers” from others because she finds it offensive. id say that’s more a gamer girl than this is.
alodia is hot, but that’s all she is. fap material.
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Kaya mga hanga ako sa mga namamatay dahil sa video games kaysa sa mga “Gamer Gurls” na yan, At least they died some would see idiotic, yet others would find inspiring.Anyway
“Gamer Gurls” (as I called that species)ay ginagamit lang ang Video Games para magpacute or attention whoring (see the similarities with cosplay?). A Gamer Gurl knows nothing of the video game world (heck a real gamer knows the Konami Code by heart, or at least heard it.) at ang alam nya lang laruin ay yung mga mainstream na laro at walang alam sa mga unknown but cool games (like Odin Sphere Super Epic if you ask me) and thinks that Tekken is the most coolest fighting game, just like those “cosplayers” who cosplay BRS without giving two shits about it.
See my friends to prevent discrimination call those bitches “GURL GAMERS” as to separate them from the rare GIRL GAMERS, they are quite endangered you know.
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Let’s see the “Cool Tekken Players” match up to Melty Blood players.
Saka sila magyabang na cool sila.
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Tekken!? Bah! Yun ang laro na less thinking skills at abangan lang! wala kwenta ang Tekken players na hinde naglalaro ng 2D pag pinaglaban mo sila sa BB or SF!
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Gotta agree with the BRS thing there. :|
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If she was a real gamer girl , why isnt she TAKING EARTH BACK right now? And any self respecting gamer would know what Im talking about :D
I’ve seen Alodia play MW3 . . . . it made me cringe.
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Alodia knows that if she takes back earth, she had to think of other people first.
Something she just does not feel like doing.
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9gag invades GT blog hahaha nice very nice!!!
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Gamer ehhh.. Lemme ask you, have you ever played and finished Goonies, Quest of Ki (famcom), Kid Chamelion, or even Ecco the dolphin? Home Alone? (sega) Chips Challenge (windows) Yuyu Hakusho 3, Sailormoon, gb genjin, shinchan 3, and doraemon? (monochrome gameboy) Ahahaha… Lolz.
“Gamer” dafque yer face talaga! Gamer ng alin? PC, Ps2, Ps3 LANG? Have you ever enjoyed playing oldschool consoles or arcade games to call yourself a gamer? I guess not.
Its like saying “im a PROFESSIONAL cosplayer, see i cosplayed Taiga in blue short hair”. :D
Gawd, LABELS.
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I agree, you can never call yourself a gamer until pati yung unang systems sinubukan mo some which hit the market long before you were born (in the case of Alodia, its the Famicom)
thumbs up at the taiga in blue hair – I know kung sino yan.
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I don’t understand tagalog, so I apologize if I have misunderstood, but I actually disagree here.
I think there are many types of gamers and yes, som may be more into retro.
On the other hand, ponder for example a girl that LOVES Starcraft. Loves it to death. SC & SCII are the only games she put a lot of time and effort in. In the end, she managed to become a professional. She plays everyday. I would call this girl a gamer since she clearly shows passion and dedication + skill for this one game.
I think there is no universal definiton of a gamer, but it must involve a certain amount of passion, dedication and skill.
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oh sorry EST. What I meant was you’re not a real gamer unless you’ve played a lot of systems over the years. But yeah it depends on how proficient you are at various games.
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I love Chips Challenge, just sayin’. :D
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Love that game… :D
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Pre yung Yuyu Hakusho ba na nilalaro mo yung tipong parang Rock Paper Scissors yung style at hinde mo malalaro unless kung pagaaralan?
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On-topic: Although I adore this photo of hers which was released almost two years ago, I couldn’t help but laugh at one comment from kotaku.com which goes (no offense fans) “I think she’s facing the kitchen.”
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Say, anyone got a no-text version of the Alodia with controller picture? Was thinking of making a 2/10 wouldn’t bang picture out of it.
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Just remembered, saw this group of friends playing in timezone a few months back. They were playing tekken. I was watching because there was this pretty hot girl with them. at first the got girl fought with the other girl on their barkada and she kicked her ass (2 credits of defeat).. then I thought, okay, normal. Then, she fought this next guy friend of hers, and she also kicked his ass (thrice). Then came another guy, and was also defeated brutally. The last guy from their group also experienced the same fate. The hot girl was really unbeatable! They had to drag her to the karaoke to separate her from the Tekken5 machine LOL di kc mtalo talo pati sa arcade. I wanted to challenge her kaso natakot ako mapahiya baka matalo din e haha, I’ll never forget that chick
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Id rather have 2 or 3 nights (why the hell one nghit?) with her than to see her play games.. call me a fap boy but ois still worth it .. haha
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damn im drunk..
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Eeeyup .
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pre eto buhusan kita ng tubig para mahimasmasan *splash*
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I’ve seen a lot of better gamer girls in LoL NA than her. And they actually ROCK!!!
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With all due respect, the middle illustration comes across as a depiction of someone beginning a descent into madness. If that’s the case (again with all due respect), I prefer the “slut with a controller” since she at least appears to have other interests aside from liberating a fictional world.
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Not really.
I have a decent job, good friends and a healthy social life (yes, outside my computer screen) but leave me alone with my NDS on a free day and I will be like that. Except I’d be trying to defeat the Elite Four.
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Mika abundo said JIN JOSON is a CROSSDRESSER and NOT a COSPLAYER kc SHE WEARS MALE COSTUMES, great cosplayers WEAR HOT COSTUMES daw according to MIKE ABUNDO
well atleast…JIN was a real GAMER and NOT A WHORE like ALODIA
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Mike Abundo can suck balls for all the bullshit he spouts off, especially that jibe about Jin.
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O rly? Kaya si Maria Ozawa pala ay isang award-winning cosplayer, ayon sa berdeng isipan ni Mike Abundo.
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gamers dont show “themselves” … they show skills and achievements they got from the games they played.
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lol you guys and your labels.
‘Gamer’? Are you fucking kidding me? What happened to playing games for fun, without getting hyped up about titles and labels?
People who play games do it for fun not for the titles. Please stop with this gamer bullshit because ‘real’ gamers honestly DON’T GIVE A FUCK. I play games and I don’t care if someone thinks I’m not a real gamer. I don’t give a shit, I wanna enjoy my games.
“You play videos games, cool, but are you a gamer?”
Trying to exclude this bitch Alodia because OMG SHE’S NOT OBSESSED WITH GAMING AND SHE SUCKS SO SHE IS NOT REAL GAMER, is pathetic.
Get real and stop acting like this is fucking high-school.
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Do you know who affixed those titles and labels in the first place? Not the people here.
In case you haven’t noticed, there’s a proliferation of girls who call themselves gamer gurls so they could gain a following of nerds who would satisfy their need for attention.
Do some research before you shoot your mouth off and while you’re at it get off your high horse.
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you guys seen ‘The Tester’ series
not a fan, I only watch Season 3 for the lulz and egoraptor but clearly you can see…
Sluts with a Controller,
Gamer Girls that are also Sluts,
and
Gamer Girls (those non-’kawaii’ / plain girls)
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In fact, if you see her trophies you can say that she’s not a gamer .__. She said “I played Bayonetta, Bioshock, Tekken” when she just stopped at the story or never finished it…
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naalala ko tuloy ung ka date ko dati hahaha.. tinanong niya ko kung san ko gusto pumunta and nung sinabi ko sa timezone nagulat siya. laban kami eh. natalo ko siya 5 times tapos naasar na siya sakin hanggang sa may nag challenge na ng iba at talo padin hehehe.. nakita niya yung reaksyon ko while playing the game. iwas like DAFUQ!!! halos mawasak controller pad ehh haha. after that di na kami nag usap or nag text. natakot ata sakin. :P .. hindi ko alam kung ikakahiya ko yung pagiging adik ko sa games -_- . ngayon na may work na ko and family, naglalaro kami ng son ko pokemon , di alam ng asawa ko ngayon na super gamer ako kasi mukhang ayaw niya ng ganun hehehe. nagagalit kasi siya eh T_T ..
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