I’m now so out of touch with cosplay that it surprised me to find out on Facebook today that Toycon is happening this Sunday. I suppose it’s less of a surprise and more of a realization that I have kept a safe distance from the cesspit that is Philippine cosplay for a very long time.
Of course, not everyone in this world has the least bit of decency and respect for themselves as to not associate with the biggest joke in town (thanks to PBB).
The question is, why do you still do it? This question is for you, if any of the below applies:
- You regularly attend cosplay conventions to see cosplayers
- You still cosplay
- You take pictures of cosplayers whenever you get the chance
- You fap to the pictures of your favorite sexy cosplayers
The many bad things that can be said about cosplay notwithstanding, the hobby is in the shit tier of all locally known hobbies. Let me explain a few reasons.
As a hobby, cosplay is the least productive.
As an active participant, you learn to create costumes and craft prop weapons. Guess what? These skills are WORTHLESS in real life. Just because you were able to follow a tutorial on how to sew the perfect slutty skirt or how to look like a complete fag as a guy with 2-inch thick makeup doesn’t mean you’re artistic or resourceful.
You did no better than brainless call center drones whose only competence is following the whims of their white slave masters. The days and months you spent enriching your wardrobe of outlandish outfits could have been put into picking up a new skill that’s actually worth anything, or maybe even acquire a useful technical course certificate.
As a hobby, cosplay is the most malicious.
I need no words for this one.
Everything above is done for the sake of cosplay. Point.
As a hobby, cosplay is the most disgusting.
I haven’t been to cosplay conventions in a while, but from what I’m hearing, around 60% of the attendees are now perverts who put very little effort in hiding their intent of being able to touch scantily clad cosplay sluts. Then you have perverted photographers who’d NEVER have a chance at anything with a vagina if they didn’t have a big pointy thing (not their dicks, their dicks are small) and the guise of a harmless photographer who simply wants to stuff his portfolio… with sluts and whores.
As a hobby, cosplay is the most degrading.
When you cosplay, you understand – even if you don’t admit it – that you’re a worthless piece of trash that will only ever get attention if you took the persona of an anime character which already has an installed fan base. If you weren’t Hatsune Miku or Naruto or Random Anime Girl With Panties Showing, no one would even LOOK your way.
It’s all subliminal. It’s all in the subconscious.
If you swear to Alodia or some other cosplay god or goddess that what I’m saying does not apply to you, believe me, it will soon enough. Look at Alodia and Myrtle. Without cosplay, what are they?
As a hobby, cosplay is the most stupefying.
A normal person’s reaction to cosplay is “WTF?”, and rightfully so, because cosplay is inherently indigestible to the decent man. In all corners of the world, you will find people who mock and laugh at cosplay, and they have every reason to. Seriously, who thought of dressing up as anime characters then using that tomfoolery as a springboard for unleashing the cosplayer’s inner attention whore? Some things are best left in the closet.
Why do you still involve yourself with easily one of the most pathetic fads of the century? Maybe it’s time to grow up. Maybe it’s time to finally understand that there are better things to do in life. Or maybe, that’s really all you’ve got. Maybe you’re a despicable loser that the world can do without.
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