gamertotoy soapbox Archive

  • 3000-word edition.

    GamerTotoy Soapbox: On cosplay and call centers

    3000-word edition.

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  • So lately some professional cosplay princess having sex at 14 has been all the rage, with one side saying the whore did an evil act, while another contends her crime is being a whore and not popping her cherry at a young age. In these discussions the great GT tends to lean towards the former proposition. Now I will explain...

    GamerTotoy Soapbox: On underage sex

    So lately some professional cosplay princess having sex at 14 has been all the rage, with one side saying the whore did an evil act, while another contends her crime is being a whore and not popping her cherry at a young age. In these discussions the great GT tends to lean towards the former proposition. Now I will explain...

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  • I have to admit, idol talk around these parts is rather refreshing. Let’s continue where we left off. ============================ ah… you can’t make an argument and you bring in wwe into conversation. The Miz sucks, how do you know? Do you see him in practice? Do you see the hard work they put into their scripted wrestling? It may be...

    GamerTotoy Soapbox: On idol-atry

    I have to admit, idol talk around these parts is rather refreshing. Let’s continue where we left off. ============================ ah… you can’t make an argument and you bring in wwe into conversation. The Miz sucks, how do you know? Do you see him in practice? Do you see the hard work they put into their scripted wrestling? It may be...

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  • Disclaimer: This post does not mean I am coming out of retirement. I am still looking for kindhearted asshats who would like to keep this place alive. The topic I am addressing, I believe, is not about the hopelessly dreary cosplay community, but a social issue which discussion isn’t an utter waste of time. ================================= “We hope to raise enough...

    GamerTotoy Soapbox: On fundraising and charitable fap boys

    Disclaimer: This post does not mean I am coming out of retirement. I am still looking for kindhearted asshats who would like to keep this place alive. The topic I am addressing, I believe, is not about the hopelessly dreary cosplay community, but a social issue which discussion isn’t an utter waste of time. ================================= “We hope to raise enough...

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  • The most disgusting thing I saw at I Ai Anime wasn’t the squatter cosplayers or the swarm of pervographers. What literally made me sick (caught a slight fever for the rest of the event) was this crybaby fat boy, a.k.a. the ex-boyfriend of the nymph I used to go out with. That hulking abomination, standing around 5’9″ and weighing roughly...

    GamerTotoy Soapbox: Piggy boy fat boy

    The most disgusting thing I saw at I Ai Anime wasn’t the squatter cosplayers or the swarm of pervographers. What literally made me sick (caught a slight fever for the rest of the event) was this crybaby fat boy, a.k.a. the ex-boyfriend of the nymph I used to go out with. That hulking abomination, standing around 5’9″ and weighing roughly...

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  • Ok, this is the truest, honest-to-goodness post I will ever conjure on this satire-driven, make-believe blog. I do not care if you fuckers don’t buy a single word of it. This is for the benefit of a certain lady who I was in a “friends with benefits” relationship with for 6 months who says things that happened between us mean...

    GamerTotoy Soapbox: When enough is enough

    Ok, this is the truest, honest-to-goodness post I will ever conjure on this satire-driven, make-believe blog. I do not care if you fuckers don’t buy a single word of it. This is for the benefit of a certain lady who I was in a “friends with benefits” relationship with for 6 months who says things that happened between us mean...

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  • GRABE MGA BATANG ITO! ANG BABATA NINYO PERO ANG BABASTOS NINYO! YAN BA TINURO NG MGA MAGULANG NINYO? AM SURE YOUR PARENTS WILL DIE IN SHAME IF THEY SEE WHAT KIND OF KIDS THEY RAISED! SAYANG ANG PINAKAIN AT PINA-ARAL SA INYO! How dumb do you have to be to assume that readers of a website that tells you at...

    GamerTotoy Soapbox: Mom’s come ragin’

    GRABE MGA BATANG ITO! ANG BABATA NINYO PERO ANG BABASTOS NINYO! YAN BA TINURO NG MGA MAGULANG NINYO? AM SURE YOUR PARENTS WILL DIE IN SHAME IF THEY SEE WHAT KIND OF KIDS THEY RAISED! SAYANG ANG PINAKAIN AT PINA-ARAL SA INYO! How dumb do you have to be to assume that readers of a website that tells you at...

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  • I went to a blogger event and they were honoring people for their work in sharing their experiences with everybody. It was a very nice occasion. In terms of raw viewership and interest this blog probably rivals some of the best ones there. Unfortunately, your bashing and trashing of other peoples efforts is really not going to be recognized by...

    GamerTotoy Soapbox: Of royal failures

    I went to a blogger event and they were honoring people for their work in sharing their experiences with everybody. It was a very nice occasion. In terms of raw viewership and interest this blog probably rivals some of the best ones there. Unfortunately, your bashing and trashing of other peoples efforts is really not going to be recognized by...

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  • I don’t think of myself a genius. Perhaps I do some things flawlessly, but I still believe someone else out there can do better. I strive not to be the best but to beat the best. However, the many entertaining personalities in the Filipino cosplay world are largely successful in making me feel I am at least six centuries ahead...

    GamerTotoy Soapbox: For I Am Superior

    I don’t think of myself a genius. Perhaps I do some things flawlessly, but I still believe someone else out there can do better. I strive not to be the best but to beat the best. However, the many entertaining personalities in the Filipino cosplay world are largely successful in making me feel I am at least six centuries ahead...

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